Funny Fish Jokes!

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Funny Fish Jokes!

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Well I was eating a Air Head popsicle that has jokes! BAHAHAHAHA! Heres mine!

What do you do when your fish sings flat?

TUNA FISH!


I read it and laughed because of how corny is was!
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Post by Srkoe »

What do you call a fish with no Eyes!

Fsh....

What lays on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck....
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A cleaner wrasse advertises his services:
Hire a cleaner wrasse for a cleaner a$$!
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What day do fish fear the most?

FRY-DAY!

lol
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"Redneck Sushi"
Last edited by eieio on Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:23 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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LMAO +1
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That was awesome guys! #forthewin
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eieio wrote:Image
"Redneck Sushi"
My wife does this with smaller sausages :smitten:
*A wild water plant appears, Pig the Green Spotted Puffer is intimidated*
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Post by xrayjeeper83 »

Tim there is a dirty joke there but ill leave it alone LMAO

The hotdog is AWESOME
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Two men walk into a bar. The first man orders some H2O, the second man says "sounds good, I'll have some H2O too" ...the second man died.
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lol
RTR wrote:Fahakas do not have tank mates, they may have swimming food reserves.
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Post by RVS »

Hehehehe luv the H2O2 (hydrogen peroxide) nice joke!
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LMFAO! Man this is a great thread! I want to hear some more!

What do you call a fish that drinks to much?! Beeracuda!
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