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Funny Fish Jokes!

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Well I was eating a Air Head popsicle that has jokes! BAHAHAHAHA! Heres mine!

What do you do when your fish sings flat?

TUNA FISH!


I read it and laughed because of how corny is was!
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What do you call a fish with no Eyes!

Fsh....

What lays on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck....
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A cleaner wrasse advertises his services:
Hire a cleaner wrasse for a cleaner a$$!
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What day do fish fear the most?

FRY-DAY!

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Image
"Redneck Sushi"
Last edited by eieio on Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:23 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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LMAO +1
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That was awesome guys! #forthewin
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eieio wrote:Image
"Redneck Sushi"
My wife does this with smaller sausages :smitten:
*A wild water plant appears, Pig the Green Spotted Puffer is intimidated*
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Post by xrayjeeper83 »

Tim there is a dirty joke there but ill leave it alone LMAO

The hotdog is AWESOME
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Two men walk into a bar. The first man orders some H2O, the second man says "sounds good, I'll have some H2O too" ...the second man died.
You are getting sleepy... you only hear the sound of my voice... you must do water changes... water changes... water changes... water changes...

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lol
RTR wrote:Fahakas do not have tank mates, they may have swimming food reserves.
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Post by RVS »

Hehehehe luv the H2O2 (hydrogen peroxide) nice joke!
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LMFAO! Man this is a great thread! I want to hear some more!

What do you call a fish that drinks to much?! Beeracuda!
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