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Funny Fish Jokes!
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:59 pm
by fahucker
Well I was eating a Air Head popsicle that has jokes! BAHAHAHAHA! Heres mine!
What do you do when your fish sings flat?
TUNA FISH!
I read it and laughed because of how corny is was!
Re: Funny Fish Jokes!
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:50 am
by Srkoe
What do you call a fish with no Eyes!
Fsh....
What lays on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck....
Re: Funny Fish Jokes!
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:16 am
by sevenyearnight
A cleaner wrasse advertises his services:
Hire a cleaner wrasse for a cleaner a$$!
Re: Funny Fish Jokes!
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:18 am
by Chibodee
What day do fish fear the most?
FRY-DAY!
lol
Re: Funny Fish Jokes!
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:04 am
by eieio
"Redneck Sushi"
Re: Funny Fish Jokes!
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:10 pm
by goldielocke76
LMAO +1
Re: Funny Fish Jokes!
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:18 am
by fahucker
That was awesome guys! #forthewin
Re: Funny Fish Jokes!
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:46 am
by Tim
eieio wrote:
"Redneck Sushi"
My wife does this with smaller sausages
Re: Funny Fish Jokes!
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:45 am
by xrayjeeper83
Tim there is a dirty joke there but ill leave it alone LMAO
The hotdog is AWESOME
Re: Funny Fish Jokes!
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:10 pm
by Pufferpunk
Two men walk into a bar. The first man orders some H2O, the second man says "sounds good, I'll have some H2O too" ...the second man died.
Re: Funny Fish Jokes!
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 3:43 pm
by xrayjeeper83
lol
Re: Funny Fish Jokes!
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:18 pm
by RVS
Hehehehe luv the H2O2 (hydrogen peroxide) nice joke!
Re: Funny Fish Jokes!
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:04 pm
by fahucker
LMFAO! Man this is a great thread! I want to hear some more!
What do you call a fish that drinks to much?! Beeracuda!