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My bad dude, but a thread of pictures and recipes of waffles sounds really amazing to me right now... way to make me hungry.

surlaW Bread (Gluten Free)
Contributed by Phyllis Potts


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These directions include ways to make the bread in your bread machine or by hand.
Ingredients
1 cup Garbanzo Bean Flour
1-1/2 cups White Rice Flour
1/2 cup Potato Starch
3 tsp Xanthan Gum
1 tsp Sea Salt
2 Tb Sugar
1 Tb Yeast, Active Dry
2 Eggs, room temperature
2 Tb Vegetable Oil
1-3/4 cups Water, room temperature
1 tsp. Vinegar, room temperature
Directions
Bread Machine Instructions:

In a large bowl mix the first 7 ingredients together (garbanzo bean flour through yeast). In another bowl blend together the water, eggs, oil and vinegar. Add wet ingredients to the dry mixture; blend well. Spoon bread dough into the breadmaker bucket. Set control for basic white bread and start. Finished loaf should be about 5 inches high. Makes 1-1/2 lb. loaf.

By Hand Instructions:

In a large bowl, dissolve sugar in the warm water. Sprinkle yeast on top and let stand 5 minutes. In a medium bowl, combined the flours, starch, xanthan gum and salt; set aside.

Add the eggs, oil and vinegar to the yeast/water mixture. Blend ingredients until fully combined. Add the dry ingredients and blend for about 2 minutes. Using a spatula, spread dough into a greased bread pan. Cover with plastic wrap and let rise in a warm location for 30 minutes, or until dough rises to top of bread pan.

Place bread in preheated 375°F oven and bake 55 minutes.

Every time I see this whole surlaW thing, it just puts that beatles song into my head!!

That beatles song just took on a whole new meaning y'know...

I say surlaW only around my husband, because he knows where it originated. I think using inside jokes around people who don't know them in effect is either going to be very not funny, because you'll have to tell the whole story of how it started, and since they weren't there isn't going to be that funny to them, or if you don't explain it, it's almost rude as it just makes people uncomfortable.
My husband tells inside jokes ALL the time to people who have no clue what he's talking about, then they look at him for clarification and he just laughs. Or he'll tell a real joke wrong, or tells a joke that doesn't make any sense. Sometimes people think he's just telling a story, and wait patiently for the rest of the story, while he just stands there smiling, patiently waiting for them to laugh. He's the worse joke teller ever! It's really uncomfortable for everyone. But, every once in a while he'll tell a really funny joke!

J-P, they forgot the surlaW in the surlaW bread!

surlaW!!!!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrr surlaW. Gotta love surlaW!!!!




sparkler?

I love the walrus out of surlaW. surlaW is the walrus!

LMAO!!!

bertie 83 wrote:surlaW!!!!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrr surlaW. Gotta love surlaW!!!!




sparkler?

ahhhhh pretty sparkler

sevenyearnight wrote:

hahaha LMAO

tarp\ walrus buttocks cutey

WOOOHOOOO 100th post lol.

Figured this was a great spot for it

walrus

best 100th post ever, your going to turn into a posting jam like me

This is fun however we should be careful of all our foul language as we may offend someone.......LMAO