I stumbled upon some of these hilarious articles:
Top 10 Funniest Things You've Ever Heard Someone Say At A Local Fish Store (LFS)...
http://reefkeeping.com/issues/2009-03/tt/index.php
Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Have Just Left It The Way It Was...
http://reefkeeping.com/issues/2009-04/tt/index.php
Top Ten Reasons Why You Don't Quarantine Your New Fish...
http://reefkeeping.com/issues/2009-01/tt/index.php
Top Ten Best Things You Roped Your Non-Reef Friends Into Helping You With Your Reef...
http://reefkeeping.com/issues/2008-12/tt/index.php
Top Ten Moments When You Knew It Was Time To Upgrade To A Larger Aquarium...
http://reefkeeping.com/issues/2008-10/tt/index.php
Top Ten Excuses You Use To Talk Yourself Into Going To The Fish Store...
http://reefkeeping.com/issues/2008-05/tt/index.php